“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel, via keepmyheaduphigh)
He’s so great. SO great. He’s everything that I’ve been looking for and more, somehow, some way. He makes me dinner and shows up at my house to bring me flowers and licks my pussy till I scream and pets my hair when we cuddle and does drugs with me and experiences all of these wonderful things without any pretenses or expectations. He’s so gentle, and so affectionate, but still so masculine and king of the goddamn jungle. I am so, SO in this for the long run. I’m so happy. I can’t wait to experience the world with him.
Me: * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Friend: no.
